Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus
Half of our generation wouldn’t even understand that
yes you are right the thousands of notes on this post prove how ignorant our generation is. only you are intelligent. you are the chosen one.
only real Ancient Greek kids would understand
reblog if ur a tru 650BC kid
according to society if you’re confident you’re self-obsessed but if you’re insecure you’re weak so that is why i am a simple giraffe
How many of us are there?
"give me the strength to finish my weave"
lord we gather here today in the wig crypt to ask that you please lay your hand on this child’s head lord. lord please bless her fingers and ease the cramp within them lord jesus father god come down and hold your child as she goes through this precarious process lord we receive you. we implore you lord to touch her closure and lay it with the power of a thousand destiny child live in atlanta dvds. god of moses, god of abraham, god of naomi cambell we ask that you anoint tumblr user smidgetz with the strength to complete her weave. may it blend flawlessly oh father god, may her edges remain resplendent father jehovah, god we know we come to you with bellies empty and hands open but we ask that you bless us, that you bless her, that you bless the bitches whose faces will be slapped when she swings that weave god. forever your humble servant in your son jesus name we pray amen and amen.
I only want to wear underwear and a crown all day
"no one can love you until you love yourself"
that is complete bullshit
don’t let anyone tell you that you don’t deserve love from other people because you struggle with loving yourself
— Sam Levenson
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how do u even start dating your crush how does that happen to someone